elections

elections tomorrow..wait....who gives a flying fuck?
sue me
maybe
i mean we know who's going to win..it'll be the Dare To Fail guy...who portrays a nicer bald head better than him?
Billy Lim or sth....you rock man...
elections bloody boring la...one party will rat bout each other

wait...not that boring la...not bad actually...you'd think each politician would try not making fun or criticise another politician...but man our Pak Lah and Anwar...back on forth saying he did this and he did that...
or he shitted in his pants when he was 5 or he wore victoria's secret juse to 'rasa" his feminine side...kinda shows our "Pemimpin's" would go to extreme lengths just to win the elections...

to me...if they're unhappy just announce la..then go fart in their face..toxic rite?i doubt you'll be charged with murder for farting in someone's face...no bodyguard can block a fart rite?

the city is at war...bring the keris and the char koey teow and the mutton pratal and the thosai and the cheongsam's and the saree's...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNF08htoH00

and when it's nine in the afternoon
you can kiss my ass and taste my shit..yuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Aqin0M7KY

i need a beer